emperorrequin:

howlingblaster:

gaysciencedivision:

did anyone ever call clifford dogzilla

OK BUT DOGZILLA IS AN ACTUAL CHILDREN’S BOOK THAT I ABSOLUTELY ADORED AS A CHILD
ITS ABOUT A MASSIVE CORGI THAT LIVES IN A VOLCANO

MOUSE MILITARY TRIED TO ARREST HER

THEY CHASE HER BACK INTO THE VOLCANO WITH A BATH

BUT THEN SHE HAS PUPPIES

A BUNCH OF CUTE KIDS MADE AN AUDIO BOOK FOR IT, GO LISTEN

There’s also a cat one called kat kong

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

immaplatypus:

frogprayers:

frogprayers:

i bought green socks today and i am going to make a liddol frog!!!!!!!!!

she is full of love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i……….i adore her…….with every fiber of my being

jayrockin:

Bug ferret…. on a string

juniperberrie:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

mlndamay:

OCEAN’S 8 (2018) dir. Gary Ross

anerdyfeminist:

witch-apologist:

tan-antoni:

We need a Karamo Bible

“Gay parents will damage their kids” BITCH WHERE.

One of my few complaints about Queer Eye is how it buries Karamo’s training and experience as a SOCIAL WORKER in the title of “culture” or whatever. The world needs many more social workers and much more respect for the field.

shwoo:

ssj8goku:

learning that most trees do not derive from a single lineage but actually only look and function superficially similarly due to convergent evolution is one of the most fucked up things i’ve ever learned and i will never be the same person as i was before i learned that

Oak trees are quite a bit more closely related to roses than they are to pine trees.

violettherainwing:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

cromwaits:

Memeing.